Memorable quotes for

"SpongeBob SquarePants" Graveyard Shift/Krusty Love (2002)

Spongebob : I am just so touched that you would go to the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry-cook and stand on the other side of the street just to entertain me. You must really like me!
Squidward : Spongebob, there are two problems with your theory. One, I hate you. And two, how can that be me when I'm standing right here?

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Spongebob : [on working the night shift] Isn't this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!

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Spongebob : Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen... at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night! OW I burned my hand!... at night!

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Squidward : You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher?
Spongebob : The slash-bringing hasher?
Squidward : The hash-slinging slasher.
Spongebob : The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the...
Squidward : Yes. The hash-slinging slasher.

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[Squidward and SpongeBob believe they are on the verge of death]
Squidward : SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sorta liked you.
Spongebob : Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.
Squidward : What?

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Mr. Krabs : Cheer up? How can I cheer up when you're spendin' all me hard-earned money?

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Squidward : And then, one night, while he was cutting the patties, it happened!
Spongebob : He forget the secret sauce?
Squidward : No!
Spongebob : He didn't wash his hands?
Squidward : No!
Spongebob : Irregular portions?
Squidward : NO! He cut off his own hand by mistake!

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Spongebob : Hey, that's my teacher, Mrs. Puff.
Mr. Krabs : Mrs. Puff? Aw, she's married.
Spongebob : Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. She's single.
Mr. Krabs : Then what happened to Mr. Puff?
[flash cut of a puffer fish lamp]
Spongebob: She doesn't like to talk about it.

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Squidward : Oh calm down, calm down. Alright what was it? There was... the lights
[lights flicker]
Squidward : and the phone
[phone rings]
Squidward : and...
[walls start 'oozing green slime']
Squidward : The walls will use green slime? Oh, wait, they always do that.

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Squidward : Wait! If that was you on the phone, and you on the bus... then who was flickering the lights?
[lights flicker]
Squidward : [cut to picutre of the vampire Nosferatu flipping light switch]
Spongebob : [Shaking fingers at him] Nosferatu!

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Squidward : This is ridiculous! Who wants a krabby patty at three in the morning?
[cutaway to Patrick sleeping in his bed, alarm goes off]
Patrick : Oh, boy! Three AM!
[eats patty]